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    April 26, 2021 9:47 AM

    Causing your victim to quit her job to escape you; will get you thrown in jail for STALKING; no FBI needed
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    Stalking your victims in bars and workplaces is bad business; unless you enjoy collecting peace warrants and legal bills
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    For an extra layer of protection; stalk your victims in Sunday School at the BabTard Church where stalking is an expression of Everlasting Love.

     

    May 4, 2020 8:59 PM

    Talk to them when the get off work. Duh

    April 3, 2020 11:36 AM

    FBI Warning wrote:

    So you go to this great bar or restaurant.  You have a favorite bartender or waitress.  You visit her, let's say, once a week.  Her personality is friendly and caring, you have conversation with her, you're even friends on Facebook with her.  But one day, she tells you she is leaving that bar/restaurant.  You feel sad because you don't know where she will be working next, so you give her one last hug and wish her well.  Three weeks later, you find out she is not working at any bar or restaurant, and in fact, her new job as stated in her Facebook is one of the following;

    -Front desk receptionist at a local hotel/motel.
    -Receptionist at a local doctor's office, dentist office, or hospital.
    -Nurse, doctor, or pediatrician at a local hospital or pediatric facility.
    -Receptionist at a day care center.
    -Caretaker at a daycare center.
    -Cashier at a grocery store, retail store, or supermarket.
    -Webster or telemarketer at a grocery store, retail store, or supermarket.
    -Dispatcher at the local 911 dispatch center.
    -Teller at a bank.
    -Teacher, security staff, or administration staff at a school.
    -Artist at a makeup or tattoo center/facility.
    -Realtor or receptionist at a realtor's office/real estate facility.
    -Tax preparer or administrator at H&R block.
    -Commercial cleaning company job.
    -Flight attendant.
    -Baggage handler, ground crew, or check in receptionist at an airport.
    -Construction company.
    -Advocate at a job training facility.
    -Accountant type job.
    -Or who knows.

    You are absolutely correct in saying that you can no longer go visit her at work anymore, not even to say "Hi" to her.  Not only is it frowned on, but it's a felony under Federal law in the United States of America to visit an employee of any office or place of business (other than a bar or restaurant) unless the visit is strictly business-related.  Visiting your bartender/waitress friend at any of the above listed job descriptions or at any place of business other than a bar or restaurant for something not business-related (including to say "Hi" and/or to tell her about your trip to Disney World or Yellowstone National Park) constitutes the Federal felony offense of disrupting the business atmosphere which is heavily and thoroughly investigated by the FBI, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Marshals, the U.S. Supreme Court, and carries a mandatory penalty of one hundred thirty five (135) years to life in Federal prison.

    Ummmm….okay.  
     

    February 1, 2020 2:24 PM

    The law can be found under; United States Law, Title 29, Subtitle J, Chapter ZK, Subchapter Q, Part 7173.

    June 3, 2019 12:36 AM

    So you go to this great bar or restaurant.  You have a favorite bartender or waitress.  You visit her, let's say, once a week.  Her personality is friendly and caring, you have conversation with her, you're even friends on Facebook with her.  But one day, she tells you she is leaving that bar/restaurant.  You feel sad because you don't know where she will be working next, so you give her one last hug and wish her well.  Three weeks later, you find out she is not working at any bar or restaurant, and in fact, her new job as stated in her Facebook is one of the following;

    -Front desk receptionist at a local hotel/motel.
    -Receptionist at a local doctor's office, dentist office, or hospital.
    -Nurse, doctor, or pediatrician at a local hospital or pediatric facility.
    -Receptionist at a day care center.
    -Caretaker at a daycare center.
    -Cashier at a grocery store, retail store, or supermarket.
    -Webster or telemarketer at a grocery store, retail store, or supermarket.
    -Dispatcher at the local 911 dispatch center.
    -Teller at a bank.
    -Teacher, security staff, or administration staff at a school.
    -Artist at a makeup or tattoo center/facility.
    -Realtor or receptionist at a realtor's office/real estate facility.
    -Tax preparer or administrator at H&R block.
    -Commercial cleaning company job.
    -Flight attendant.
    -Baggage handler, ground crew, or check in receptionist at an airport.
    -Construction company.
    -Advocate at a job training facility.
    -Accountant type job.
    -Or who knows.

    You are absolutely correct in saying that you can no longer go visit her at work anymore, not even to say "Hi" to her.  Not only is it frowned on, but it's a felony under Federal law in the United States of America to visit an employee of any office or place of business (other than a bar or restaurant) unless the visit is strictly business-related.  Visiting your bartender/waitress friend at any of the above listed job descriptions or at any place of business other than a bar or restaurant for something not business-related (including to say "Hi" and/or to tell her about your trip to Disney World or Yellowstone National Park) constitutes the Federal felony offense of disrupting the business atmosphere which is heavily and thoroughly investigated by the FBI, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the U.S. Marshals, the U.S. Supreme Court, and carries a mandatory penalty of one hundred thirty five (135) years to life in Federal prison.

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